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in Sanremo (this year, and live!)

After the resounding success of last year with my walkway to Italian Song Festival, where I was applauded and ammmirato as none of the artists in the race, thanks to my decollete more prosperous than the Antonellina Clerici ... This year I am kept free for the first evening and I am ready to give pearls to you, my beloved mushrooms (which I adore more than the Sorcini Renatone and love you more and more enthusiastic!)

This year's Festival will be nothing short of extraordinary. Not so much because we will celebrate the 150th anniversary of the Unification of Italy, but because this year marks the debut of the unforgettable fifteen of Carmen on the stage of 'Ariston with his love of plastic [ video contribution ]. For the occasion, the cantantessa Our return to the stage of the theater after his rendition of Thanks for the flowers , last year on the evening of dell'autocelebrazione Festival, revealed herself without fear of contradiction the moment of climax Festivalone 's Antonellina [ video contribution ]. Certainly, the performance of the console will be subject to the outcome of votes of the juries, since that will accompany the duo on Friday night in Catania Madonia Battiato-review of their piece, if and only if the piece exceeds the heats, but I trust that the public I do not disappoint. And anyway, if anything, we'll talk about this at the appropriate time, because while I dwell in the preambles, the show is going to begin.

Here, I already hear the voice that says Gianni Morandi (badly) the classic skit of "But you're not ready yet?" . Uh ... that sympathy and go with a commercial ice cream digester with the ever-looming Clerici. [OT but by the way, but who the fuck would play as the girl with red hair who is always behind Antonellina commercials, with that innocent smile and mischievous eyes? advertisers want to sell maybe Maelle?? What then Clerici not caca never smear, in the face ...]

Sssh ... silence.

Oh, Clerici? Again? And with Maelle, the real one?? The beautiful girl, but a little ' pity. Antonellaaaa, go home and rest this year, flab!

again this year in a fabulous and colorful opening number choreographed eternal Daniel Ezz arow ... (And even this year I get caught unprepared! How to spell, for God's sake?? Years of friends, and I did not learn anything).

Giusy Ferreri - The immense sea

Opens dances to debut on the stage of 'Ariston Giusy the country. For, to think, was a bit 'not heard about it. But I had to think to remember. I / we really missing? My God, to stump neckline the breath reaches the navel, and is not hyperbole! The hair just a little 'more swollen and it would spit spat to Fran Drescher, The Nanny to speaking ciociaro [ contribution Wiki ]. Mitica, the Drescher! In return, the song does not inspire me any good, but says a gospel truth: "is too long ago that no more love ..." . Score: 6 - for empathy of renewed virginity.

Luca Barbarossa & Raquel Del Rosario - up deep
How m'intrippa bell'ometto this ... But I do not Time to close your eyes and dream that is the master conductor Fio Zanotti makes more fear of Uncle Fester ... Raquel has the good taste and not only for the occasional choice of guardian, since it is known more for being Mrs. Fernando Alonso. Well-known ... and every two to three is likely to fall off the high heels: it must be five feet high, but is perched on the toenails. The song is a rather boring and a staggering banality. Rating: 6 (= 3 + 3 to Barbarossa to Raquel)

Roberto Vecchioni - Call still love

But did you know that I have known, Professor Flack? Almost two decades ago (mioddio, as time goes on, fortunately not turn white!) Had a year of high school I attended in substitution: the first time the spiavamo the corridor, then we are tired of pawns, that so when we got to the neighborhood felt by the end of the corridor with its strong smell of pipe. It also gave us an hour once a substitute, who spent largely on the fire escape to pipare and the rest to sign autographs (for friends of our parents, mostly). However I like, I consider him one of the pillars of Italian singer-songwriter music and the song is confirmed immediately in his style, between feeling and social demands (also referred to the recent protests student if I have read). Rating: 7 + , and my estimate is fully confirmed (though not spend hours rehearsing the piece.)

Anna Tatangelo - Bastardo

lyrics is dedicated to Giggino LAmmoreSuo? Nah, Giggino LAmmoreSuo is among the signatories of the song. And you know why so many fans revolution rock debut LadyTata of, among other things that I know so much already-heard ... Here, yes, now I understand: Giggino has run freely inspired pieces GigiRock, the faux-rocker Apulia is always on the Ventura Sunday, the same hath been inspired in LadyTata incommentabile crest for the faux-punk . Rating: 4 , but listening to the radio much. Alas ...

Crush - I confess

I confess, I've heard of the LaCrus them (for cooperation with the console) more often how many times I've ever heard songs . My ignorance. By the way, I read on Wikipedia that the duo had already released from a little 'and hath been reconstructed only for the occasion. The song must be a counterpoint to Bastardo of LadyTata, and not coincidentally is run immediately after it is repeated the confession of a traitor, citing Oscar Wilde "I can resist everything except temptation ..." The roscio but looks too Mino Reitano, his goodness, even facial expressions ... Rating: 6 + + , reflecting.

have passed the 22 and the two co-presenters, and Canalis Belen, have not yet dropped the ladder. I expect that at the time of the call, repeat the mythical number Goggi to MissItalia ( "We're kidding?" [ video contribution ]) . But no : missed opportunity for a healthy grinned.

Max Pezzali - My second time

sad look in retirement, beard, plaid shirt and gray jacket: he married the subject of the song, but we are in Sanremo. Okay, if they have forgotten that even the set designer who has placed a flower that is a ... Lyric useless. Rating: 3 .

Davide Van De Sfroos - Yanez
I reckon, because he sings in Lombard dialect but not League. Viva viva. I also mentioned the legendary smash "the tide rises and falls" that is the only thing that I understand a text, I think, tells of retirement in a holiday village salgariana epic heroes. In short, is coupled with the joy of Pezzali ... But at least the reason is catchy and stays in my head. Rating: 6 ½ .

imbarazzantissimo moment for the Director General of RAI Masi, when Luke and Paul take the piss out of the comic duo Berlusconi-Fini law on the notes of a workhorse of Morandi, In love, for the occasion You become sputtanerò [ video contribution ]. The audience does not know whether to applaud or not: they fear the call ...

Anna Oxa - My soul of man

Annuccia Ariston back after our last obbrobbriosa but memorable performance of 2006 with that song that was incomprehensible to myself Process (unintelligible is an understatement in a country State where the homunculi are the possible and impossible not to stand trial ...). The look chose to return I feel the same raised for the guest to X-Factor a few months ago: I've given away all his clothes during his mystical? The eyes still truccatissimi fan alone a costume. Lyrics do not understand one iota. Rating: 6 (just for the thrill ...)

Tricarico - Three Colours

Well, to me 'this guy staring like. I have loved you from the first time I heard his debut piece, I am Francesco , remember? And tonight's the piece I like, though probably the studio version that radio will certainly pass on more. But the guy who accompanies her on piano, who is he? The author of the song, John informs us, but I know that we all understand. Rating: 7 (for doing the theme 150th anniversary with a touch of dreamy poetry that was expected from the character.)

Emma Brown & The Fashion - will come

The rhyme is already in the presentation. Here, given the precedents of former friends on the stage of 'Ariston , the combination seems to have favored a triumph if the idea was brought forth by the fashion industry, must recognize their cunning, as well as an undeniable talent . And, for that matter my opinion, thinking of the two sardine Paper and Scanu, Emma and for this particular song for this recognition is well deserved ... more although I confess to not following the thread of the text and I did not understand what it is that the end will come ... In fact, the piece I was blown away. Rating: 8 .

Luca Madonia & Franco Battiato - The alien

too good cantantessa Luke has collaborated with his compatriot. The piece depicts a character alien in the sense that hard to recognize in today's world. Guessed the contribution (minimal) Battiato, who like few can embody this' alien . Rating: 7 (with a heart to heart on Friday and hoping for the good opinion poll of the jury ...)

Patty Pravo - The wind roses

Here, the only real star of this festival. This is undeniably a cross between a caryatid and an avatar of from Pandora, but we must recognize that it was precisely her to present some of the best songs of the last Festival: I think And tell me you do not want to die And I and Vasco signed there will come a day, even if the live performances of 2009 not catch a note. And this time it seems to me that, if possible, was able to do even worse. Was still in vogue the playback would come down the theater. Rating: 6 (but the radio version the canticchierò happy ...)

moment of great sight Belen dance a tango with Paolo Berlusconi ... What? Paolo Berlusconi is not, but a well-known Argentine tango ...? Are you sure? because I think as high as Berlusconi, Berlusconi as greasepaint, painted like Berlusconi, and is not to be his brother Paolo Berlusconi ...

Nathalie Giannitrapani - Vivo suspended

In the absence of Malika Ayane or Naomi, I put her in all my expectations for a piece of class and at the same time catchy. In fact the singer with the X-Factor does not disappoint. Although the jacket with shoulder pads made gliel'avrei I leave home. Rating: 7 (but I have to say it: the new track presented at t Alento show was much better).

Al Bano - Amanda is free

Grand Final fuck, but when the break down ...? Okay, I try to be objective: a couple of metaphors in the text are well chosen, but everything else, including melody, is a disarmingly banal. To the audience obviously enjoys. Rating: 6 (well beyond my own expectations ...)

Exhibitions finished singing, we have to see Morandi Canalis and dance like Travolta and Uma in Pulp Fiction with Valerio Pino jacket in which the presenter white instead of half-naked dancing like in the good old days. God is dead ...

Pending the outcome of the jury's vote opinion poll, one minute TG1. One minute of TG1 ? I do not happened for years, are mortified ...

Clamorous all 'Ariston (especially in optical frociarola ): the jury opinion poll ball nientepopodimenoché Anna Oxa Anna Tatangelo and . I can hardly do with a reason ... mhmm, maybe not.
And also this year I did my dirty work.
Kisses kisses kisses. And let me know if you agree or disagree. And if you have not seen or heard the night one more song, is even better, that will cost me less reason.

Porcini, do not forget me ...