- Courtesy of GEO, BBC, Discovery Channel and Piero Angela -
The Crocodile Alpine (scientific name Divorator Ferox Festivitatae ) acknowledges the undoubted ability to camouflage. Following the ruthless hunting by hungry and ferocious human predators (especially the Scalve and Val Seriana, where even today exists the belief that, to give the alligator shoes to his wife, efforts should be at the foot of the poor reptiles), the Coccodrillus Alpinus manages quite well to blend in among the ranks of climbers and various Merenderos that, in all periods of the Year , hiding behind the good intentions of the combination of physical and mens sana in corpore sano , crowded huts, lodges, restaurants and food outlets all over the Alps with a variety of bets on the Apennines. The appearance is not unlike that of Merenderos Mountain and then, but you can still recognize the well-known reptile is expanding thanks to some of the same characteristics that are impossible to conceal.
In particular: despite regularly dressed in black (ds Montura and Lacoste have agreed to prepare ad hoc overalls for the same) between the chin and a swollen knee is clearly visible that could suggest a bag (carrier) that is known in scientific circles as "Pantsah homini greedy" . In this vast cavity, in fact, are usually packed during periods of so-called "party" food reserves that will torment the object of our studies at least until the next Christmas, with almost every cycle.
The real distinctive feature of Coccodrillus Alpinus , however, is its presence on trails, climbing routes of low difficulty, and above the usual bar huts and alpine areas and the Apennines, where you can observe intention to proclaim the best of intentions for future periods, using unknown terms the species and for the same meaningless as "diet", "propriety", "continuous physical activity," "stop smoking", "plant it with sweets in excess" and similar phrases sense of doubt.
In particular, you can recognize them, just look at the escape of a kind of resin, alcohol in 99% of cases, as their blood circulation, while the stories of their excesses at the table and diners.
There are crocodile tears for these representatives of a particular evolution of this species, the Venetians in Lombardy Crocodiles Pigs .
This particular subspecies, in fact, has so assimilated genes from pigs present case closest to this genre than to reptiles.
distinctive feature for the recognition of the Crocodile Pig in Lombardy Veneto is the presence of large tears particularly alcoholic, paid when attempting to urinate in the open air at home, when extracted by the difficulties the department responsible for the function, Our realizes that because of the size and roundness of the bag-carrier ( Pantsah Dah Rhospih ), it is no longer able to see the same body, except through recourse to a mirror.
You can see representatives of this subspecies as animal around the cities of Lombardy for the wild woods, trails, rocks, valleys, canyons, ridges and more. To recognize them at first sight, just listen to the huge amount of excuses put forward by them to lean figures in sports and mountaineering, a veritable encyclopedia of excuse does not hold water.
Nevertheless, FAO, UN, UNICEF and other organizations, together with WWF, have decided to start a campaign to preserve this strange animal evolution or degeneration in order to study the cure for alcoholism, bulimia, smoking, physical inactivity and the belly full of complaints in general.
The next documentary, Happy New Year to all from a sloth pig alligator that no longer sees him more as if it's swollen belly ....
